The Life of Mr. Keh

2008-12-21T00:36:00.000-08:00

Barev!

So its the 21st of December 2008 7:36pm . Christmas is soon and ZOMG I'm excited...NO WAY!!!! Actually that's true no way. Mainly not excited because ill be working x-mas eve and NYE which I just think is TOTAL BS!!! But then again im quitting my current make-money job. Woo-ige-ness.

Yesterday night I went to one of my mates 21st. It was actually kinda cool. Its such a good feeling leaving a party not being drunk/sick/embarrassed/all of the above. It started with pass the parcel and celebrity head..or what some people call celebrity foreheads...WTH! I'm sad I didnt get to have a go at my celeb. :(

SO MUCH FOOD

It continued with some more socialising time - which was great (at the expense of Garth's day job...HAHAHAH sausage packing HAHA). Some people suck (not mentioning any names) but some people are just erghhh.

There were awesome presents given out too. My Mate&family did an AWESOME job in setting it all up. Don't actually feel like writing much more..ha! So ill leave it here with a quote.

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Lol, I think?

2008-11-18T01:44:00.001-08:00

Let me just start by saying....OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GYMS ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!...EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!.OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! MY ARMS!!! MY SHOULDERS ...did i mention evil?

YES so, I guess you could say this is my second ever post wow feel so pro at it now..so wise, so learned so yoda-esque. Speaking of the little green bastard in the past couple of days I've made the effort to watch the first few episodes of star wars and yes that means episode I and episode II etc. unlike you crazy star wars fans I count episode one as the one that explicitly says "episode one" NOT episode 4. I'm pleasantly surprised out how engrossing they are ESPECIALLY the music argh its so SO uplifting and inspiring i almost felt like BECOMING a jedi but i think im a tad too short ..

In other news OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! EVIL GYMS!!!!!!!!, do you know what its like to not be able to change gears on a highway because your arm literally refuses?? ...lots of horns. The reason for all this pain and anguish (as you may have worked out already) is I dared to go back to the gym after 163 days (I only know this because the lady at the gym told me..don't know why she knew, stalker? psychic? ... Jesus? who knows). And yes due to my ignorant ways and the lack of gym equipment at the local uni gym which which is quite imaginatively called "uni gym" the resulting erm result was PAINNN OWWWWW EVIL!!!

Hmm, a friend asked me about awkward situations today and the best i could possibly come up with was what had happened to me this very day - I was at a mates place and we were naturally youtubing "fail" (as you do). After a few minutes we stumbled over a winner ...animal fails! none get hurt so it was actually funny without being too sadistic. Don't know why i had to clarify that...I DONT LIKE ANIMAL PORN!!!!? is that a question mark of the end of that statement?...ARGH!!! Yes anyway my mates dad walked in RIGHT AT THE INSTANT when the 'innocent' youtube clip went from animal fails to animal sex fails and OMG let me tell you...urgh arms hurt too much to finish this sentence off

byenow.

There's more than two ways to skin a cat.

2008-11-13T03:30:00.000-08:00

Hello, this happens to be my first serious post, ever, so forgive me if im a tad "off".

Well, how does one start a post?

My today was great. It's amazing how different life is when stress is not present. It seems as though I'm not even me anymore without having some type of massive deadline to meet - stupid stress. However, its !!FREAKING AMAZING!! nothing to do (with uni at least) for the next three months ARGH. ARGH. ..argh? yes argh. :) Sorry, no idea what that was think it was my last bit of insanity. From now on no insanity.

Anywho, my today...ah yes. It started with a good ol fashioned 6AM alarm, was followed by a good ol fashioned 6:01AM shower and then a healthy dose of sunrise (the show not the time of day) also with unhealthy doses of Koshy (your local morning butthead). The day commenced with an awesome enlightening train ride and a nice morning brisk walk. [Just for the record if you or anyone you know works at the Indian consulate...happy birthday(insert name here)!!] Yes well after the brisk walk LOTS OF AWESOME AND AMAZING STUFF HAPPENED - YOU SHOULD'VE COME!!! but you didn't :) and I'm glad :)

Bye now.

P.S. Before getting on a train make sure you know where you're going...what? sounds obvious? lame almost? Shutup - it happened in my today :(